You Know You Are A Wagner When:

You think it is cool that older people can pull out there teeth and put them back in

You start singing "pitcher has a big butt" because you have been to alot of baseball games

You get used to drums, guitar, and a barking dog in the background

You go through so much gum it's incredible (60 pieces in less than 2 hours)

You get asked, "Are they all yours?" everywhere you go

You are driving and listening to a song with 4 out of tune voices singing along

You are used to sleeping 8 people in a hotel room made for 4

You can sense that somebody is going to come in from the trampoline crying (count to 3 and 9 out of 10 times somebody will come in crying)

You laugh when you are in pain

You almost run your Grandma into your house when you were driving her on your go-cart

You think a zip line less than 200 ft. is lame

You get tired of smiling after the 1st picture

TO BE CONTINUED!!!!!!!!!!!!